I\’m nobody\’s taxi service so I\’m won\’t be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship! You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better? All I\’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human …

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and …

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Ugh, it\’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we\’re at it? Good man. Nixon\’s pro-war and pro-family. We don\’t have a brig. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Tell them I hate them. Hey, whatcha watching? I had more, but you go ahead. …

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming …