Saving the world with meals on wheels…

I\’m nobody\’s taxi service so I\’m won\’t be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship!

You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better? All I\’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me! Did I mention we have comfy chairs

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?

• All I\’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
• You hit me with a cricket bat.
• Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me! I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You\’ve swallowed a planet!

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. You\’ve swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?

No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister. Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you? No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister.

I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me! It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me