I hate yogurt. It’s stuff with bits

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you? You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better/

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me!

It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Aw, you\’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?

• You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?
• I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in.
• I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why.

It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’! You hit me with a cricket bat. I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why.

It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’! No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It\’s art! A statement on modern society, \’Oh Ain\’t Modern Society Awful?\’!

I\’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don\’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don\’t know why. Saving the world with meals on wheels. No… It\’s a thing; it\’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there\’s an escaped fish. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Aw, you\’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.